Rainier Brewing Co. - 19xx - Rainier Ale - Washington & Oregon events - 12 / ??
- Earburner, Wa. The rugged pioneer logger's cuss, swear & oathtaking competition & dirtymouth of the year award.
- Frontier, Wa. Annual invite-an-animal-friend-to-dinner day & the great coed bear wrestling spectacle.
- Fruitful, Washington. Farmer's annual raisin-count enduro & seed spitting jubilee.
- Gorge, Wa. The grand annual watermelon-fondling festival & fruit appreciation day.
- High, Wash. The speed queen beauty pageant & subsequent great annual bust.
- Humpsquatch, Wa. Yearly community banquent & make-fun-of-the-town-name day.
- Orca Island, Washington. The last annual killerwhale roping, sidesaddle, trick riding attempts
- Rural, Wash. Annual highspeed silge stacking and dirt clod throw.
- Squim, Wash. The 50th annual grand olympic woodtick races.
- Superstition, Ore. Yearly wart raising, potion brewing & whammy throwing festival.
- The San Juan Straits. 2nd annual concrete kyak longdistance derby & coast guard search & rescue seminar
- Truckfarm, Wa. Yearly homage to the great soybean harvest & 40th annual zucchini lookalike derby.